Everything You Need To Conquer Your Super Bowl Hangover

In honor of football, drinking, America, and YOU, we proclaim the Monday after Super Bowl shall henceforth be known as National Hangover Day. It’s a day for hangovers to be celebrated, embraced, and combated in the most enjoyable of ways -- namely, eating delicious food, and possibly drinking more. The ultimate goal? Getting the entire country a day off work, a beautiful dream you can help make happen by signing this petition to our sports-loving President right here and tweeting it. The immediate goal though: fixing that hangover...

So you were the MVP at last night's Super Bowl party, and you awoke burping up fully formed potato skins and foul craft beers. Way to go, hero. May as well double-down on your performance like a pro, so call in sick and spend Hangover Monday pancake-blocking the couch. You'll need the right equipment to maximize this recovery day, so we pulled together a post-party outfit fit for professional-grade leisuring.

Donald's Lakers Tee ($20): Kill two birds with one stone in this post-NFL sports programming landscape, and root for the Lakers and the Ducks.
Stussy Big S Hoodie ($39): That big ol' collegiate letter is appropriate — you were sooo college last night.
BellField Primgar Jogger ($39): Jeans? That's crazy talk. Be reasonable with drawstring sweats that'll still look fine if/when you get around to leaving the house today.
Puma 3-Pack Boxer Briefs ($22): A more childish publication might make a fart joke about why you need underpants in triplicate, but we're not the sort.
Sunscape Legends ($30): Here are your sunglasses, now go get some Advil, 'cause last night was mad real. And now, enjoy Kanye in your head allllll day.
Isola Balsam Fir Incense ($14): You smell. You know you smell. We all know you should do something about it. Here's how. You're welcome.

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