It's no big revelation that women have been known to swipe guys’ clothes and grooming products, however, their incentives for doing so will definitely surprise you. I sat down with some of my most astute twentyish-year-old lady friends last week and asked them to elaborate on their motivations for making your goods, their goods. From stories about puppy-loving Colombian strippers to an unquenchable desire to gain a personal souvenir from a night well-spent, here are the quotes straight from the ladies’ mouths:
I've never heard the "Walk of Shame" referred to as a "shacker suit", but I'm definitely on board with this term.
Yeah, totally... wait, what?
Now THAT'S risky business!! You guys get it? The movie wi... oh, you've seen it. Cool, cool. What the fu*k!
Guess which one had more fleas?
MmMmMm the musky scent of desperation!
This is all good until the dude ends up going sock-less all summer and he keeps getting told to wash his feet off every time he comes over.
WTF is a Fraturday? Here's the definition: "Fraturday
". A "blog wench" on the other hand still perplexes me. But if they hang out on the fratio draped in their frattire, no thanks.
In conclusion: Keep an eye on your socks, adopt a puppy, and if you're not sure why you're attracted to her, it's probably because she's wearing your deodorant. So there it is, dudes. THE MORE YOU KNOW.