JackThreads Citizens:

We are pleased to announce that this Friday, July 18th, is a very important night for the JackThreads Community. We recognize that our warehouses are stocked to the rafters with apparel and gear that you want. That is why we’re establishing the JackThreads Purge, a healthy, lawful outlet for your natural, rabid gear cravings

This weekend we will be building a better JackThreads by cleansing our warehouse through the Purge. To make room for incoming stock, all participants can take an extra 40 percent off a great deal of our merchandise. All manners of shopping, including binge-style sprees, will be entirely legal and encouraged during this time.

We recommend you remind your loved ones, and encourage them to participate in the JackThreads Purge for the good of our community.

There will be absolutely zero policing or emergency oversight in effect. You will be free to purge our warehouses of killer gear, excellent brands, and the trends you need now. We advise you act quickly on Friday evening, and to be thankful you are shopping from the safety of your home, or on your mobile device.

It will soon be a war out there, citizens. Best of luck. Remember all the good the Purge does.